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Whoo Whoo, $24.99 In “Free” Merchandise at Wal-Mart via Five-Fingered Discount

Seems Wal-Mart wants to encourage the small shoplifter with a policy not to call the cops if the value of the pilfered merchandise is less than $25. Apparently the previous threshold was $3! Cops in small towns all over the country must be ecstatic!

Maybe I do have a reason to visit Wally World after all!

Here’s the full scoop:

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